Monday, February 23, 2009

random web chat moments

me: I'm really tired of hearing the term, 'stimulus package'

them: me too. i think it should be made into a porn movie. y'know, because the porn industry seems to follow politics too. They had nailin' palin!

me: you should totally pitch that to vivid

them: i already have a script..partial as it is
girl says "oh..I'm in such a depression!"
guy says "well baby i have your stimulus package right here" and he undoes his pants
girl says after seeing his stimulus package "oh my that's some growth!"...see what i did there? economic growth? haha

me: LOL

them: start the porn-dico music
guy says something like "That's what happens when you stimulate something..baby"
the girl can say "why don't we inject that and see how much stimulation it really does!"

me: I can see where this is going. Let me guess. It ends with a prosperous money shot?

them: your good. wanna be a producer?



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