Kablooey.

This is how my TV looks now (and I apologize for the poor quality picture. I did it with the webcam). A single, bright, line across the center of the screen. I turned it on early this morning and heard a cross between a "crack" and a "pop" come from the back. My TV has slit its electronic wrists. I won't show you the smoke spray on the wall (actually I can't because the camera cord won't reach), but it isn't pretty.

Fuck.