Them: man..is it reallly st. pattys day now??
Me: Uhhuh! Sure is!
Them: it's about dam time...you know for the past 4 days or so..each day..i thought it was st.pattys day...but i was never sure! my calender doesn't list holiday shit..
Me: Well feel assured my good man. Today is the day!
Them: finally...because for four days I've been drinking green beer. i;d wake up and go "whoa..is today st.pattys day? I better drink my green beer" and so I would. then i find out it wasn't st.pattys day. then I'd wake up again and go through it again! it's been like a wicked bad groundhog day with leprechauns and booze....
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